告訴你為什麼程式不 work

為什麼程式不 work？ 我不是跟你說了嗎？

10. 'That's weird...'
9. 'It's never done that before.'
8. 'It worked yesterday.'
7. 'You must have the wrong version.'
6. 'It works, but it hasn't been tested.'
5. 'Somebody must have changed my code.'
4. 'Did you check for a virus?'
3. 'Where were you when the program blew up?'
2. 'Why do you want to do it that way?'

and finally ...

1. 'I thought I fixed that.'

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慚愧，這些藉口我都用盡了，不曉得有否其他可以借用？ 
¶ 7:43 AM